president, china is demanding that the u.s. pay back its debt in full immediately. failure to do so will bring on financial apocalypse. you need to look into that camera and convince the people of china that we are good to pay back that debt. (laughter) >> why you gotta play me like that, china? (laughter) when you loaned that money to my predecessors did you really think you were going to get it back? i will pay you back because i'm a man of honor. >> jon:. >> china's not budgeting but we have just had the results back from your latest presidential physical and it turns out you have telepathic powers. look into that camera and convince the chinese that they need to step down. (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> it's your move. >> jon: next time on "herman cain, an american presidency," science. >> herman cain ain't no clone. (laughter) >> john oliv >> jon: welcome back! my guest tonight, his new movie is called "taken 2." >> where's mom? >> she's fine. she's not far. >>s where she? >> come on, kim, move! >> where are we going? >> we have to go to the embassy. >> i'